Um…
those skeletons look like they’ve got………………..
BONErs
My sex life, it is this.
This can’t be real….
*looks it up and reads the description*
OMFGAHSLKHSLJFKASLKJASLAS’LKASFLKS
I want to get this just to dramatically read it to my friends.
Look, Ivory. Look.
This is what comes up on my dash.
(Source: puttingthefunbackinfuneral)
I need this book!
It’s actually really good. And somehow not as strange as Electric Jesus Corpse.
I might have to have equius read this
:O there is a ghost face staring back at me!!!
JESUS CHRIST YES I LOVE IT
I found a copy, guys. It’s more awful than you think....That’s on the fucking second page....
-adds to dramatic reading list 2k12-
This would go great with BIG SPANKABLE ASSES
Look, Ivory. Look. This is what comes up on my dash.
I want to get this just to dramatically read it to my friends.
dayum gurl dat ass